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The time I got so high I called the cops on myself

6/29/2016

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This is the story of when I got so goddamn high, I called the police on myself.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Peter... ahem, I mean Jeter and I​ had smoked pot together a few times before that infamous day in June. We'd even bought a nice bag of Oregano and smoked that together as well. We were amateurs all the way.

So my good friend Nathan... ahem I mean, fuck it... his name was Nathan, told Jeter and I that he had two joints available for purchase, so we sprung into action and bought both of them. 
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Reenactment

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ENGLISH MUFFIN PIZZA TIME!!

6/15/2016

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It's that time again folks!
What time is that you ask?

Umm it's EMP (English muffin pizza) time!
Let me show you!
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Pizza sauce or something

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That time I convinced the McDonalds employee to make sure to vote for the presidency... In 2014

6/10/2016

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I was invited to a bachelor party by people I don't even know!

6/9/2016

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Every now and then I'll get emails for other Shawn McGovern's. They range from homeowners association violation reports to people thanking me for touring their home.

About a a month ago I came across this email
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This was too good to NOT respond!

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The night they told Vanna White that she was on floor dusting duty.

6/4/2016

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