This is the story of when I got so goddamn high, I called the police on myself.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Peter... ahem, I mean Jeter and I had smoked pot together a few times before that infamous day in June. We'd even bought a nice bag of Oregano and smoked that together as well. We were amateurs all the way. So my good friend Nathan... ahem I mean, fuck it... his name was Nathan, told Jeter and I that he had two joints available for purchase, so we sprung into action and bought both of them. 
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It's that time again folks! What time is that you ask? Umm it's EMP (English muffin pizza) time! Let me show you!  Pizza sauce or something
That time I convinced the McDonalds employee to make sure to vote for the presidency... In 20146/10/2016
Every now and then I'll get emails for other Shawn McGovern's. They range from homeowners association violation reports to people thanking me for touring their home.
About a a month ago I came across this email 
This was too good to NOT respond!
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AuthorShawn McGovern grew up on a farm 15 miles from Toledo OH. His life long dream is to one day visit that magical city and tell all of his friends about it. Archives
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