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I got an email from a Vitamin store..

7/23/2018

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Why, why, why and why a hundred thousand times.
I honestly doubt a quarter of the human race gets the amount of ‘accidental emails’ that I do.

”Ohhh you’re NOT the Shawn McGovern we were looking for? Sooo sorry!”

The Vitamin Store Ad


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I do this a lot with spammy emails.
I will reply with a simple response of “FUCK OFF” just to be clear that I really want them to ACTUALLY Fuck Off.
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I’ll tell you one thing though! They NEVER respond.
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​Only they DID respond!
​Yay!! May as well have fun with it.

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Here is where they make shit up....
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ANOTHER Shawn McGovern!?! Am I being cloned!?!
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Now if you know me, then you'd KNOW for a fact that no, I have not been in your store before.

Also, umm you haven't heard of me? Shocking! I'll need to change that!
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Not so fast sir. I'm not done.
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Really? Professional arm wrestling and Strong Man competitions and you're NOT a bro? These two are the definition of bro. Nope, nothing to see here, just a couple of nerds selling vitamins.

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Thats where we stand right now. This is a work in progress so if you have anything to say let me know. I’ll update more.
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