 Why, why, why and why a hundred thousand times. I honestly doubt a quarter of the human race gets the amount of ‘accidental emails’ that I do. ”Ohhh you’re NOT the Shawn McGovern we were looking for? Sooo sorry!” The Vitamin Store Ad I do this a lot with spammy emails. I will reply with a simple response of “FUCK OFF” just to be clear that I really want them to ACTUALLY Fuck Off. I’ll tell you one thing though! They NEVER respond.  Only they DID respond! Yay!! May as well have fun with it.  Here is where they make shit up....  ANOTHER Shawn McGovern!?! Am I being cloned!?!  Now if you know me, then you'd KNOW for a fact that no, I have not been in your store before. Also, umm you haven't heard of me? Shocking! I'll need to change that!  Not so fast sir. I'm not done.  Really? Professional arm wrestling and Strong Man competitions and you're NOT a bro? These two are the definition of bro. Nope, nothing to see here, just a couple of nerds selling vitamins.   Thats where we stand right now. This is a work in progress so if you have anything to say let me know. I’ll update more.
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AuthorShawn McGovern grew up on a farm 15 miles from Toledo OH. His life long dream is to one day visit that magical city and tell all of his friends about it. Archives
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