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ENGLISH MUFFIN PIZZA TIME!!

6/15/2016

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It's that time again folks!
What time is that you ask?

Umm it's EMP (English muffin pizza) time!
Let me show you!
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Pizza sauce or something
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If you didn't get this brand of English muffin, you already failed. Hang your head in shame and go order takeout!
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Pizza sauce! Not poisoned! We are off to a great start!
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Basil leaves!? What the hell do I know? Sure lets sprinkle them on.
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Cheese! Check! Tastes good, like cheese should!
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Slap some sauce on them muffins boy!
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Now go ahead and cheese the hell out of it!
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CRAP! We appear to have a cheeseless muffin!
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VIOLA! Back up cheese!!
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Literally, throw them in the oven. This is already taking way too long.
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Ten minutes? 20? An hour and fifty? How the hell should I know? What do I look like? A chef?
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Set your oven at 100 or 7 million kelvin. I really don't know.
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You might get messy!
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Leave the cleanup for you wife or your significant other!
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JUST KIDDING! Clean that shit up if you know what's good for you and you want to live the night!
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Not done! It's OK this is the point where you can begin to cry
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DONE! Enjoy dinner and enjoy knowing that you actually accomplished something in life.
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