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Sprint : Hi, what questions can I help answer for
you today?

Joseph J. : I'm happy to help you. Please enter
your name and wireless number for assistance.

You : Hey what's going on

Joseph J. : Please, provide the phone number
and pin to access your account.

You : Is the J for Joseph

You : ????

Joseph J. : J for John.

You : Joseph John? Which one is your first name

Joseph J. : Joseph is my first name.

Joseph J. : Please, provide the phone number
and pin to access your account.

You : Wow. People like me must get that
confused all the time huh?

You : I'm not a customer

You : YET!

Joseph J. : What can I do for you today?

You : So I have Verizon (lame)

Joseph J. : Right.

You : And I had a few questions about Sprint

Joseph J. : Sure, ask any question.

You : Alright so it goes something like this

You : I listen to rap music. Mainly
amateur battle rap

You : I drive a lot and I need to listen to
these jams on the fly

You : I can't have cut outs, fades, flaps
and red flame skips on that

You : Which is CONSTANT right now

You : Ya feel

You : Ya feel me Joseph?

Joseph J. : That is great!

You : What you mean great?! It ain't great
at all Joseph

You : I need better service

Joseph J. : Service is always better in Sprint.

You : So I drive from Lincoln st downtown
to the cape.

You : How many cut outs and flims you gonna hit

Joseph J. : I never took that way hence,
I am not sure how many cut outs are there.

You : Ok that's fair, that's fair Joseph

You : Being honest, I like that

Joseph J. : It is 32 hours from lincol street
to cape

Joseph J. : .May be I am looking at the
wrong map.

Joseph J. : Are both the places in the same
city?

You : I dunno what route you takin but
yeah, I guess if I'm walkin

You : What city Lincoln did you put in?

Joseph J. : Lincoln St, Spring Hill, KS 66083

You : Nah, my uncle live there though.
I mean Boston

Joseph J. : Lincoln St
Boston, MA 02111

You : You got it.

You : In the mean time let me throw
one out there for you Joseph J

Joseph J. : Is it cape town cape cod or
cape coral?

You : Yo, we livin it, feeling it, bein it, killin it
chillin it and billin it. Bam bam,
Sam I am, Layin down rhymes like a
tuna can

You : Cape cod MA

Joseph J. : That is cool, you are a rapper.

You : Amateur hour right there Joseph

Joseph J. : That is 1 h 25 min.

You : Yes!

You : Is my service gonna be good?

Joseph J. : Service is always good in Sprint.

You : Any jolts? Hammer Slings or Gigiways?

You : On that route?

Joseph J. : Which route?

You : From Boston

Joseph J. : Sprint service route or
Lincoln to cape route.

You : Yes. EXACTLY! I like you Joseph J!
You get me!

Joseph J. : Is today your off?

Joseph J. : Will you buy a new device as
well with Sprint or will bring your
own device?

Joseph J. : I am a bit old for your talks,
I am 56 year old kid.

You : Yes. Well, totally you the truth,
my work closed because they didn't really
like me. They shut down, moved to Toledo and
left me behind

Joseph J. : If you will bring your own
device then please call telesales
at 1-800-777-4681.

You : You don't talk like you are 56!!
47 maybe but not 56

You : I'ill buy an android

Joseph J. : I will transfer the chat to websales,
you will find people around your age over
there, they sell and do all kind of talks.

You : Wait don't go! I'll miss you!

Joseph J. : Shall I transfer the chat to
websales?

You : Can I ask you a quick question

Joseph J. : Yes, it should be quick.

You : Ok real

You : quick

Joseph J. : Right.

You : Flip flop on the clock. Go to the
dock to ring the flock. Bing bam, bingo man

You : Was that a good rap?

Joseph J. : Awesome.

You : Thank you Joseph J

Joseph J. : I took calls fro 13 years
and now I am old to take calls otherwise
I would have called you to listen to
your rap.

You : Omg you are awesome

Joseph J. : Anyway, now I will transfer
the chat to web sales I am sure they will like
you rap and make it a caller tune in Sprint.

You : Thank you

Joseph J. : Shall I transfer the chat to
web sales?
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You : Wait give me 2 seconds

You : Ok go ahead




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